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In my previous entry, I mentioned Taleb's latest book, The Black Swan, and one of its key lessons.
I was thinking of Taleb this afternoon. Walking from my place to the liquor store down the street, I passed two individuals who were perfectly set up to be the Turkey in Taleb's tale. He talks about the turkey who over the course of 1000 days learns that he has nothing to fear from the farmer who feeds and takes care of him. He sees no evidence of any ill intent and concludes all is well. He learns otherwise on day 1001, which just happens to be the week before Thanksgiving.
First, I ran into a woman parked outside the gate, desperately trying to get anybody's attention. She couldn't figure out where she was going. The destination was about five miles away from here and based on the scrawled notes she had it seems she was traveling from some distance away. I knew where she was going and gave her directions and even drew a map. It turns out, she had written down some directions from MapQuest, without even printing a map. As often is the case, MapQuest sent her on the shortest, but not the simplest route.
She might have realized it if she had a MapQuest printout with the map. Or if she had bothered to have a map in her car. But she didn't. Apparently, in her world nothing bad could happen. A turkey in waiting.
I have a car with a built in and updated nav system, yet I still carry the full set of AAA maps I get for free as a member. (If you don't have some kind of auto club membership and drive any distance, I can add you to the "turkey" category as well.) Sometimes I have the Google Maps -- it's better than MapQuest -- printout as well. Just in case.
Then the next group. Their car had been towed. Mom and dad are simultaneously on cellphones trying to get a ride and trying to figure out where their car might have been towed to. They "parked behind somebody else" and "didn't realize it was a driveway." Didn't look is more like it. Or possibly "didn't want to pay $10 for the beach parking lot and didn't want to walk from further away, so decided to chance it." Turkeys, turkeys, and more turkeys.
And what turkeys they were. The mom couldn't tell the person who she was talking to what the registration number for her car was, where she was exactly (next to a street sign!), or even what time of day they first parked. Such turkeys.
In my little loft development, I am aware of only one other guy who has an emergency plan. This is a low-lying area in earthquake country, but only 12% of us have thought about what we would do in an emergency. Nice. That's 88% turkeys.
Which brings me to this week's developments in financial markets
The big event was a couple of Bear Stearns (NYSE:BSC)hedge funds blowing up over problems with some of their mortgage securities. Markets were unsettled and the mortgage markets were especially volatile. By the end of the week, Bear had written off one fund and bailed out the other.
And yestereday, Jim Cramer -- whose show I have come to dislike a lot less than I used to -- reassured his viewers. It was only one hedge fund manager. And it got bailed out. At worst, it'll cost Bear a couple of pennies in the next quarter. Nothing too look at here, just move along please. Try not to look like turkeys.
But if you just ignored the events of this past week, a turkey is exactly what you'd be. Not because we know there's an executioner waiting around the corner, waiting to kill off the economy. But because there might be one out there, and ignoring a possible warning of this is unwise. Personally, I think Cramer spends a bit too much time inside his own halo effect, as described in Phil Rozenzweig's book of that name.
Cramer continued. It was only one manager. True enough. And he was an idiot. Arguable, but also probably true. And everything else is OK in the world. I found myself shouting at the TV: "How do you know???" He answered with his usual explaination. He used to run a hedge fund and he knows how things work. I guess his former status as fund manager allow him to know exactly what 10,000 worldwide fund managers are doing right now, and that there are no other bad apples, or bigger ones. After all, there was only one LTCM. With the right amount of leverage, it would only take one. Ignoring that possibility makes you another of Taleb's turkeys.
And then, he said something that really took the cake. He pointed out that the only problem was that this unfortunate manager had invested in 2006 mortgages. The ones "we all knew" were problems. All the other funds were invested in 2005 and earlier mortgages which had no problems at all. Again, I found myself shouting. "According to whom???" Apparently according to the same S&P and Fitch valuation models that failed for this Bear Stearns fund. But which Cramer tells us are still completely reliable for other ones.
Oops, maybe not. Another turkey that didn't become widely known until late in the day after Cramer's show was taped. Another victim of those same "turkey like" models that merely presumed the future to be necessarily similar to the past. But this time, Fidelity's National Financial unit decided not to be a turkey, not to believe the future would necessarily echo the past, and instead to mark down the positions and hit Brookstreet with a $5b margin call.
Does this mean we need to plan on disaster? No. That would be equally as foolish as presuming a disaster can't happen. But we need to allow for it in our thinking, in our positioning, and in our tolerance for reality. It's a subtle difference, but I believe it's the thing that makes Buffett different from the rest of investors.
You need a map. It's $2.95 if you're not a AAA member. You need to pay attention to where you park your car in a residential neighborhood near the beach. You need to be aware of potential natural disasters. And yes, you need to plan your finances in a manner that doesn't presume that the future is merely an echo of the past.
To do otherwise is to be one of Taleb's turkeys.




Comments (3)
Brilliant.
Posted by Stephanie J. | June 26, 2007 10:56 AM
Yep. You're on a roll lately, BTC.
Posted by fiat lux | June 27, 2007 9:00 PM
Thanks. Been reading a lot more lately. Amazing how when you read a book every week or so you tend to get ideas and have something worth saying.
I do need to do some more cat blogging though. The natives have been getting restless about my inattention.
-btc
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June 27, 2007 9:23 PM